Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
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Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
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