What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do fish use for glasses?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?