What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Someone stole all my lamps.

When does a horse talk?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?