Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?