Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What animals make the best students?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?