How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do bees buzz?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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