How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
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