What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
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