What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did summer say to spring?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?