What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are all priests fit?
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