What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
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