Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?