How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where do polar bears vote?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?