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What do Scottish toads play?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why are grandkids so great?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why was the pirate late for work?