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Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

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What's the politest month?

What is the definition of Robin?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?