What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
A book just fell on my head.
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What game do mice love to play?
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