What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why are stones so good at music?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?