What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
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