What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
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