What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
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