What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What animal loves Indian food?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How does a barber get to work?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
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