Why did the cow cross the road?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?