Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?