What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?