What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do fairies always drink?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What is the most adorable season?

Why are all priests fit?