Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What is the smallest lion?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?