Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?