Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
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