What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?