What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?