Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
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