Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?