How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do pigs do over the summer?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's the richest basketball team?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?