Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?