What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the foal cough?

What kind of water does an angel like?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?