Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Which bug is related to you?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?