Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
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Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How can you make 7 even?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
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