Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
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What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What color are all the books in the library?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
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