Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do cubes make great referees?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
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