Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do fleas travel?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
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