What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?