What is the emptiest holiday?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Where are average things manufactured?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?