What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Do dads always snore?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What are you studying in math?
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