What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What fish only swims at night?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?