What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What time does Donald Duckā¢ļø wake up?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
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