How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why was the bee sad?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?