Why do diners never serve lobster?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?