Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where do books sleep?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why are cars magic?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?