Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?