Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
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What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why is summer always sad?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
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