Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
It's Crowded!
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What building always gets stains on it?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
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