Why did the tomato turn red?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?