If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Which dogs love to study science?