What does Santa order at the bar?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What's a forklift?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do British people and golfers have in common?