What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the echo get detention?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?