Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
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