How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What's the noisiest food?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do cats wear to work?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?