How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
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