How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What are baby potatoes called?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
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