How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
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