How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
What food is a man's best friend?
What's the noisiest food?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
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