What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?