What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why is summer always sad?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What horn never makes a sound?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What animals make the best baseball players?