Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do polar bears vote?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Which family member has tusks?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?