Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Where do mermaids see movies?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?