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How does a taco bless the table?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

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Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What day do hands always go to church?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

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Why do grandparents smile all the time?