Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?