Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
The museum curator needed a break.
What building always gets stains on it?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do cows always add to their salad?
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