Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
When do astronauts eat?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What utensil does water use to eat?
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