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Why do kittens know so much about church?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?