What did one firefly say to the other?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?