What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?