What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's the slowest 5k?
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