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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why are stones so good at music?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?