What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What season begins with a thud?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?