What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call a silly hill?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?