Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call a tired tree?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How does a taco bless the table?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Which subject has two parts?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?