Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How do fleas travel?

Why are all priests fit?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?