What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which plant has the best roar?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?