Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How does dinner smell?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
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