Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is a table you can eat?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's E.T. short for?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
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