Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why was the spider so smart?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
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