What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What famous scientist will try anything?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What was the detective duck trying to do?