Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
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