Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is a table you can eat?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
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