Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
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