What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What is the strongest animal?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?