What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What car can't keep a secret?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why are winter days great?