Where do chips wear socks?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Which plant has the best roar?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?