Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What's the richest basketball team?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?