When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
What makes music in your hair?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
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