What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How do automobiles fly?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?