Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?