What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

How do bears keep cool?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why was the cat so small?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why was the bud so shy?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?