Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?