Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why are winter days great?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Someone stole all my lamps.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the cow cross the road?
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