Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
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