Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
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Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How do you wash a lamb?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is the opposite of coffee?
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