What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What condiment has wings?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the whale cross the road?