Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How do you get kids to do something?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where do ships always get stuck?