Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

How did the tree get lost?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?