What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why do cats love to work?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Which dogs love to study science?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?