What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What's the opposite of irony?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Did you know about April 1st?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Who is the fastest reindeer?