What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why do bees buzz?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?