Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?