What do you call a handsome runner?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why did the barber win the race?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why is the beach so confident?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?