Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where do surfers go to school?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
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