What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?