Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
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Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call an old snowman?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
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