Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What fish only swims at night?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What season begins with a thud?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do insects learn at school?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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