Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What country has the most fish?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What birds always travel in twos?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?