What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?