What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why was the horse so happy?

What was the detective duck trying to do?