What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What day do hands always go to church?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?