Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is the most adorable season?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?