What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
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