What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?