What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
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