What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.