Why do some people love eating snails?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

How do amoebas make calls?