What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
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Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the confused bee say?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
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