What do goats and moms have in common?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why is golf harder than baseball?