On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why do porcupines always win the game?