What should your husband name his internet connection?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?