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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What car can you only see twice a year?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do bees chew?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?