Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How do you make a cow float?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?