Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

How do billboards talk?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?