Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why are frogs always happy?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?