Where do books sleep?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do elves learn in school?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?