What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?