Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Where does water do all its banking?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?