What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What are you studying in math?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are goats so funny?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?