Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?