What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a tired tree?
What is the color of the wind?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
When should baseball players wear armor?
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