What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

How do billboards talk?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did summer catch autumn?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?