How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?