What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's a goose's favorite book?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?