If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What vegetables make the best music?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?