What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What kind of bird can write?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?