What birds make average students?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What reads and lives in an apple?