What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the loudest sport?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?