A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?