A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?