Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
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