How does a witch play loud music?

How does the sun listen to music?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Do dads always snore?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do insects learn at school?