Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why are basketball courts always wet?