How does a witch play loud music?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?