What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What country has the most fish?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?