What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why is grass so dangerous?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Are baby skunks cute?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?