Why is grass so dangerous?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the sick chicken say?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Where do books sleep?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

How does a taco bless the table?