Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
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