Which tree can't stop crying?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Where are average things manufactured?

What animal has the most fun?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What kind of music do planets like?