Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
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