Why was the storm actually calm?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do naked fish play with?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?