How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is a table you can eat?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How do fleas travel?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
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