How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
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Why did summer catch autumn?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is money so stubborn?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
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