What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's a tuna's favorite game?