How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
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